Now, I'm a big fan of Dungeons & Dragons, so i join plenty of campaigns, but there's this one person who I join the occasional campaign with, named Chris, who is a complusive god-modder.

Every campaign he starts off or participates in (we have a problem with making them last), he makes himself some crazy race with all sorts of bonuses and whatnot that we just don't need. For example, in one memorable camapign, he was a Half-fiend catfolk person with vamperic bloodline. Holy crap. He was going to do more, but the DM wouldn't let him.

In another campaign he just started, he decided to be a were-tiger. Now, the other people who played in his campaigns, My brother, a friend, and myself, were sick of his constant god-modding. So, we decided to go ahead and come up with a solution filled with humerous irony.

Anit-god-mod team, Go! *anime opening sequence start* we decided to go against his were-tiger by being completely useless were-animals ourselves. My friend, Morgan, decided to be a half-orc were-platypus, my brother decided to be a elf were-ostrich, and I decided to be a gnome were-squirrel. Yup, completely uselss.

Now, there's a funny story behind my brother deciding to be an elf. Morgan, she hates elves with a passion. particularly legolas. so My brother decided to be an elf with the description, "whatever makes morgan angry."

I dont remember the names for Chris and my brother's characters, but my characters name is captain Burke, and morgan's name is Khan. so whenever she messes up or I need her, I shall shout, "KHAAAAAAAAN!"

For classes, My brother is a bard. He usually is a fighter of some sort, but he wanted to try some sort of caster. Morgan is the Barbarian. She always does that, it's just her thing. Chris is a cleric. He always does that, both out of nessecity and it's his thing. I am a psion, which makes me equivilant to our party's combat caster, even though usually I am a rouge. I also came up with the new were-squirrel catch phrase, "things are about to get NUTS."

Over all it looks to be a fun campaign, and hopefully will make Chris think twice about god-modding in the future(actually, i dubt that, he'll do it anyways.)

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