Oh this is a doosie! I'll go ahead and congratulate myself ahead of all ya'll for I am (according to a couple of ppl) a jerk. :3

So here's what happened. After a horrendous and annoying night in Dynamis Sandy~ First off, I didn't even wanna really be there cause I'm kinda sick of Dyna-Sandy and all and then I ended up dying a record number of times because we were low on tanks and healers. All in all, not the best night. But a good number of relics dropped. Even if they were all WAR and most went to free lot...

So after all that, today I decide to get my xp back by Campaigning it up with Sati. We head to Battallia Downs (S). Which shall be known as Bard Bot Central Station (at least until the update). No lie, we zone in and the compass is a mass of blue dots. All /bards or bards singing it up (and none of them sound very good, lets be honest here, they suck worse than Jessica Simpson... >.>;) Anyway I proclaim in LS chat "I wanna mpk all these jerks" and set out to do it. But when we get to the stronghold the mobs are being all beat down. Oh well. Win is good so we beat on the fort for a bit then I see the NM boss guy is still around. Sati says he'll do it instead and he gravities the orc and runs. I run behind him cause low and behold another unit of neckchoppers show up and soon we got a huge train. Others assisting in our endeavor quickly grab some more mobs and run for the Arbiter and all his craptastic serenaders.

Carnage ensues. A lot of Carnage. And not all of it the good kind cause I died without tag on somehow thinking it was a good idea to take it off after my first death and med up without it on. XD Yeah that was stupid but whatever. People died. A lot of the bad singers died. And then:

[[Charlyze]]I'm calling a GM.

Me thinking that they were on our side and calling a GM on the huge amount of /brd there singing away said that I was reporting them all on the site. Sati raises up and another mob of orcs come and kill some more ppl. I'm loving it, watching the bard bots drop like flies. That's when I get a tell from Charl-ezxponlyplz. I'll let the picture speak for itself:

So uh.. yeah. Oops. It's one of THEM! Anyways after that I warp off to Sandy and the alleged Bard Bot (hey I don't know about you, but I sure as heck can't write a term paper and press macros at the same time) stays in Bard Bot Central Station to experience their every aspect of campaign... 9.9

Later... and I mean a lot later. After a Jugner battle that lasts a while, I get a tell from their buddy... who wasn't even there. And who also happens to be a member of my dyna ls while the bard bot person isn't... this is what happened.

And you can tell how much time had passed since the incident with Charlyze because their conversation doesn't even show up in my tell log at this point.

So yeah... Well I'll let you be the judge. Anyway its news to me that I was being a jerk. And here all along I always thought those people singing and buffing at the arbiter without contributing to campaign were the jerks. You know, since they could be providing cures and buffs to people who need them... instead of helping only themselves.

Anyway if this gets me any type of reputation for MPKing bard bots. (Which btw, I didn't do because someone beat me to it) I'm not so sure that's even a bad thing. Nasty little creatures. Like mosquitos. Just need a bigger flyswatter for these ones...

EDIT: Why do my pictures look so fuzzy here? >< Well you can see them better on mah bucket:

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Tags: Drama Llama Bard Bot Campaign Jerk

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