Well I couldn't think of a title for this, but somehow got Albel Nox on the brain. Figured one of his favorite words with its spelling tweaked might work.

Or not 9.9;

Got my Wyrm Greaves 8D They're so pretty! *pets them* But unfortunately a lot of people seem to think they're crap, and no matter how many excuses I make for them, I guess selling my barone feets would be a bad idea.

But they're so pretty! ;-;

Maybe I should make a poll or something but I already know the outcome I reckon. Le sigh. And I don't do macro swap outs during battle since I end up tanking so much that one slipped up macro can get my little hume arse knocked out. Go go DRG solo 8D.

Though I do wonder~ In the last campaign me and hubby were in I was completely tanking Alpha Gnole Andrews even though there were at least 10 other PCs beating on him including a PLD and another DRG. This other DRG was also subbing WHM but she was elvaan and had a lot of assault looking gear. I'm not sure what they were since I don't own any of that stuff and pretty much scowl in envy at everyone who does right now instead of examining them to see what it is. But yeah, you'd think that little old me in my barone, AF1 hat and assault jerkin wouldn't be taking hate. I was even wearing the wyrm greaves at the time.

Cause they're so pretty! D:

Down to 4 points in the Dyna LS now cause of those greaves, but I'm taking a fellow DRG's advice and lotting when I'm called instead of saving points for armet (what I really want). Turned out to be a very good idea because wouldn't you know it? As soon as I got glacier access, they're nixing outlands dyna runs for the month of July due to all the vacay's and such.

So hopefully by the time I have Xarcabard access, I'll be back near the front of the line for the armet. Either way, its not a very long line. Not like poor Sati and his year-long RDM line of dewm. I swear, RDM relic NEVAR drops on our runs. And yet I check some other DynaLS drops and they end up freelotting a lot of RDM and BLM gear cause they get so much. What's up with that?

Dynamis-Sandy went really well. Cept for right near the end when one hapless BRD who had entered Dyna-Jeuno over an hour late (against leader's suggestion) finally got cleared to enter Sandy. But this of course put her way over at the MH. We had already gotten win at the time and were camping out in front of the Mansion waiting for our assists to get back up. Both ended up dying so instead of everyone randomly attacking something we waited on them.

Or that was the plan. But one of the MNK in our alliance must have got antsy and made a mistake looking in the mirror that morning. Obviously he thought his skin had turned green and he had morphed into Hulk. Why? Because he suddenly started buffing himself up with monkly powerups and then said "don't cure me" and 2 houred then went at one of the mobs. Of course he goes after a NIN orc. Since no one knew why the heck he was attacking, and the tank party was in rest mode, of course we get completely decimated when the orc blows itself up on him.

I guess when this monk got the kick attacks ability, he must have kicked himself right in the head. Or something. But wait, it gets better!~

Remember les hapless BRD? Well I guess our Hulk impersonator decided he'd make up for his embarrassing display by single-handedly getting the BRD over to where the win ??? was (chocobo stables). But to do so he would have to get to the MH from the Mansion. He ends up training the whole dam zone over to her. No lie. Then he tells her to go for it. Of course he dies, then she dies by the fountain.

Of course the other alliances have no idea he's even done this. And so when we recover from his first mishap, we start heading back towards choco stables farming. But all the mobs are gone.

Why are the mobs gone?

And then holy crap! Here they all come back to their spaces. Somehow, we survive this. Meanwhile Hulk HPs and is never heard from again for the rest of the Dynamis. After we clear that stuff up, we do in fact get owned in front of the chocobo stables. Not even sure what happened there. Bad luck I guess. But it was fun to have an official dynamis dump right in front of the MH in Sandy. :3

If I hadn't been dead at the time I would have warned all spectators that that is what happens when you don't pay your mog rent.

Tags: Dynamis Chocobo Kyleet Campaign

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