My interests include things such as ancient ballistics, harlequins, automatons, Mongolian history, the antikythera mechanism, hematology, the lunar deity Artemis, egg rolls, salt-flat speed records, cats eyes, cat-'o-nine tails, wil-o'-the-wisps, Japanese pagodas, thunderstorms, that pesky Ganesha, mandalas, the Egyptian goddess Bastet, bugs making all that noise in the summer time, the Oak Island money pit, the Russian Imperial family (Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna in particular), animal rights, seraphim, the dim mak (the death touch/touch of death), the mafia, chakras, the major arcana tarot, astrology, tantra, Qin Shi Huang's mausoleum & his terracotta army, the seven wonders of the ancient world, the stories of Scheherazade, the Kabbalistic Tree, (the Tifaret is my favorite; what's yours?), chinese democracy and/or piracy, Cultural Marxism, and old television sets. I also enjoy the 80's sit-com Mr. Belvedere. Makin' bacon! Brunette girls with little feet. No giant backwoods grape-smashing feet fo-sho. Fcuk! What can I say? I'm normal. I don't eat babies. I like spicy foods. I like salty foods. I used Austin Powers lines for a year after it opened like we all did. "Yeah baby!" and stuff. I'm not going to kidnap you and try to molest you with an uncooked turkey while wearing womens panties. I don't worship garden gnomes. I might be walking down the road drunk though & steal one if ya dare me too. I don't abuse animals. I hate gorey (I'm talking like imported Japanese gore) movies. I'm not on meds. I don't like to watch people puke on each other. Where these people come from is beyond me. I can't figure out why everyone isn't plain vanilla flavored normal. I dabble in some stuff, but my sister is the artist. I'm just the art fan-boy. Meh, who cares? I can write. I'm not talented, but I'm kind of an artist. I read a lot lately. I'm interested in Astrology and numerology. There is something to all of that stuff... because math is the universal language... or so they said on TV. Um, I'm interested in quantom physics, but I'd need too many prereqs to understand the classes so I just watch the documentaries on them. Easy-breezy. God forbid people actually start thinking about the world around them instead of just tossing faith in the fact that on old man with a beard living in the clouds just... does it for you. lolFaith. I like dickin' off on my PC. I sit and look at stuff and type stuff. (Odd Todd quote, btw) I hate PS2/3, GameCube/Wii, and XBox/360 though. Give me a Super Nintendo and I'm set. Old school. It's a lonely and boring life but I'm happy. I don't like going to bars. It's always too loud to talk and I always want to drink more than I should when driving myself home later. I try to read the newspaper daily as I'm interested in what's going on around me. Girls can suck but they are soft and smell nice. Fact. Meat is murder. Another fact.

I get them downloaded for free 3+ days before you can go out and see them. 1984!, Ghost Dog - Way of the Samurai, Lucky Number Slevin, Boondock Saints, A Scanner Darkly, Star Wars V, Garden State, Pushing Tin, Patient J (youtube it), Se7en, All of the Alien series except AvP (AvP was rated PG. Fail!), Creepshow II, Predator, Edward Scissorhands, LOTR trilogy, The Matrix (just the first one), Pulp Fiction, Pink Floyd - The Wall, Pi, Fight Club, Beetlejuice, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Robocop, House of 1,000 Corpses, Resident Evil, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Goodfellas, Empire Records, Tora! Tora! Tora!, Mall Rats, Dogma, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Space Balls, Friday the 13th, Memento, Howard the Duck, Natural Born Killers, Nightmare Before Christmas, The Goonies, Office Space, Sin City, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Candyman, Scarface, 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Thing, Hellraiser, Revenge of the Nerds, Weird Science, A Nightmare on Elm Street, & Leprakhan in the Hood. I guess I'm a nerd for liking some of those, but being a nerd is cool in this day and age... or so I read on wikipedia. It's not like I really like Lord of the Rings or Star Wars that much. C'mon. Like your other friends are some high-and-mighty awesome folks that would never watch Star Wars. Psssh.

I have a thing for ambient drum and bass. Bonus points if there are soft female vocals. I also like authentic pirate rap. Check out Captain Dan & the Scurvy Crew in my friends-list. Piracy is fun. In no particular order and thanks to my MP3 folder: The Cardigans, Garbage, Hooverphonic, Portishead, American Head Charge, Tool, Beck, Fiona Apple, Mudvayne, NIN, The Police, Shivaree, Skinny Puppy, The Rolling Stones, Tegan and Sara, Stone Temple Pilots, Rage Against the Machine, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Bloodhound Gang, Boyskout, Chuck Berry, Cibo Matto, The Crystal Method, The Doors, Filter, Goldfrapp, Gravity Kills, Jane Jenson, Johnny Cash, The Lords of Acid, Massive Attack, Mazzy Star, Mesa Falls to Mephisto, The Moody Blues, Morphine, Nirvana, The Offspring, Pavement, Pearl Jam, Pink Floyd, Primus, Radio Iodine, Rammstein, REM, Sheryl Crow, The Sneaker Pimps, Soundgarden, Sponge, Stabbing Westward, The Urge, The Toadies, Tom Petty, Traindodge, Tricky, U2, Venus Hum, Veruca Salt, Weezer, Woodstone, White/Rob Zombie. Here are some videos I like. I'd put more, but it bogs down my page loading time.

Hooverphonic - This Strange Effect:


The Cardigans - Erase & Rewind:



Shivaree - Goodnight Moon:



Aesop Rock - None Shall Pass:



Massive Attack - Safe From Harm (Live):



The Smashing Pumpkins - Set the Ray to Jerry:



Soundgarden - Black Hole Sun (awesome video)



Semisonic - Closing Time



The Moody Blues - Question:


Rocket Dog!!!



Garbage - Only Happy When It Rains

Bibliophiliac. Not bibliomaniac. Two different things. I loves me sum books. Dickens. I've read 'Great Expectations' at least five times. It's probably my 2nd most favorite book ever. Well, after '1984!' by Orwell. Oh, and then there is 'Desolation Angels' by Kerouac. Doh. Well those are my top three that I can think of off the top of my head. I've read lots of Kerouac. Dear God, I've read 85% of what Anne Rice has put out. Here is a list of some other authors that I've been interested in at some point: Rice (suck it haters), Thompson, Burroughs, Adams (Adams, Richard: Watership Down), Steinbeck, Marx, Milton, -->> Chaucer <<--, Shakespeare, Homer, Swift, Alighieri (Alighieri, Dante: The Divine Comedy), Fitzgerald, Howe, Koontz, Cook, King, Campbell, Cummings, Rosenberg (Odd Todd in my friendslist), Hamburger (Hamburger, Robert: Real Ultimate Power), and Spillane because Mike Hammer is the f'n s. People laugh when I say 'canine erotica' so read into that what you will. Er... huh?

Speakers of vernacular varieties of English, especially in the South, will commonly utter sentences like I bought me some new clothes or She got her a good job, in which the objective form of the pronoun (me, her) rather than the reflexive pronoun (myself, herself) is used to refer back to the subject of the sentence (I, her).